I live in the midwest, and it’s been freakishly cold here.  And the long winter has me on the hunt for the perfect black legging.  One that will suck all of the post-preggers (and late night comfort-eating) fat right in and give me those dreamy Jennifer Anniston gams.

After reading the great reviews on the website, I splurged on a pair of Sassbax long black leggings.

Indeed, they do lift the booty!  So much so, it is almost unnatural, but under a pair of pants, it’s a nice effect.  The downfall, though, is that (1) they are ribbed, which attracts too much lint, and (2), they don’t do much for thighs or belly, and that’s where I need the help.  And for $68, they should all three of those things and drive me to work.

I still like my Spanx Higher Power tights ($38) more.