Makeup Monday: It’s a WIPE Off (And Not the Baby Kind)

Some of you are figuring this out already that I am lazy. Yeah, I DO a lot, but in order to do all of those things, I have to let some things go. Like my 10 minute skin care routine – you know, the one with the Clairsonic, the Nude eye cream, anti-age serum, moisturizing mist, and age defense moisturizer, plus about twenty extra seconds to study my crows feet to see if it actually does anything?? On days like today, when my husband is able to guilt and shame me into going to a 6:00 am spin class, I have to cut back somewhere, and this seems like a good place to start. On those days, I am a face wipe junkie.

It started with Dove Facial Cleansing Cloths. Here’s the description from Amazon: “[A]dd warm water to release a luxurious lather that gently lifts away make-up, dirt, and oil for beautifully soft, smooth skin.” Besides the chemicals, I didn’t like the heavy scent, and it is a little too soap-y. I need a face cleansing wipe that I don’t have to rinse off and can go right into my tinted moisturizer, lipstick, brow grooming, and out-the-door routine.

Next, I really got into Josie Maran’s Bear Naked Wipes. According to Sephora, these wipes “removes makeup and impurities from face and eyes, nature’s way—with a blend of aloe vera, chamomile, cucumber, and vitamin E. Free of fragrance, parabens, and petrochemicals, Josie Maran Cosmetics’ Bear Naked Wipes are luxuriously soft, biodegradable, and kind to tender eyes and skin. It’s made with love for both people and the planet.” Also, these wipes support the “Natural Resources Defense Council’s Polar Bear SOS initiative, a portion of every package of Bear Naked Wipes sold will go to protect these endangered animals.”

I love the Polar Bears, but I love her wipes even more. I like the fabric of the wipe – very soft but gets the job done. The downside is that Barneys stopped carrying Josie Maran’s line, and it’s hard to find at every brick-and-mortar Sephora. So I have to order them online, instead of when I am traveling, and see the first line of this post. (Yes, some days, I am really that lazy.)

The Bear Naked shortage forced me to try one that I thought might be too drying for my skin – after all, they are called Korres Pomegranate Cleansing & Make Up Removing Wipes For Oily And Combination Skin (they also claim to eliminate impurities, tightens pores, and offers antioxidant protection, and they don’t have any nasties like Parabens, Sulfates, etc). But, I have been pleasantly surprised. Even in the winter, when the harsh, dry Midwest chill is drying out my born and raised Beaumont baby cheeks, the Korres wipes have done the job without stripping my skin.

Ultimately, the Josie Maran Wipes win out because it turns out they have 5 more for the same dough. And I like Polar Bears and the name Bear Naked.

Happy Monday, everyone!!!

Makeup Monday: Pow Brow Wow

When I worked in Chicago, I splurged on a brow styling session at Nordstrom.  The esthetician happened to be an extremely good-looking 20-year-old lad (hereinafter “Hottie”) who had just stepped off the plane from a house call to pluck J.Lo under the tutelage of Anastasia, the Beverly Hills brow goddess.

Hottie chastised me for over-plucking, and sent me home with strict orders not to touch my brows for four weeks.  It was excruciating.  I only made it that long sans plucking because I looked forward to another session with Hottie, and I was afraid he might otherwise ban me from his client list.  Perhaps it was the power of my new brow (and the infamous Prada shoes), but several months later I was engaged and left Chicago, never to see Hottie (or a brow stylist) again.

But the power of the brow stuck with me.  Five months ago, I seriously considered taking a light brown eye pencil to my newborn before the photographer showed up to take record of her life’s debut.  I decided not to after the nurse shot me a look from hell when I – jokingly – asked her if she thought filling in my baby’s brow (lightly, of course) would be wrong.

So what?  I have a brow problem… add it to my long list.

For women, sporting a groomed brow is akin to a polished cognac Italian leather shoe.  A pretty  shoe is nice to look at, even if it is a little scuffed.  And if it gleams, you probably won’t say to yourself, “wow, that shoe is really polished!”  But deep down, that detail makes a difference.

The firm I worked for in Chicago once hired a shadow jury to sit in the audience on a live trial and tell the defense team at the end of the day what they liked and disliked about their presentation to the real jury.  After the first day, the shadow jury told the head partner of my firm that his shoes needed polish.  You can imagine that every member of the defense team sported impeccable shoes from that day forward.  (And yes, I do have analogies and/or posts that do not involve shoes.)

Back to the Hottie, I do still keep up my brows and have a small arsenal of products to help me.  Although I have tried some cheaper drug store brands, my favorite products are Anatasia’s.

The Brow Express is the perfect starter kit.  I use it everyday before I leave the house.  Even if I only have time for a little concealer and lipstick, I open up this little book and fill in with the powder, swipe a little highlighter under the brow, and dash a little wax over to keep them in place.

For my travel bag, I carry the Brow Definer.  Gel on one side, light brown pencil on the other.  Lightly follow the upper line of your brow from inside to the ends.  And be sure to use the pencil to slightly extend your brow out towards your temples.  I swear it add a little something extra.

Brow Duality, a highlighter, is a nice bonus product, although instead, you can brush a highlighting shadow underneath the arch of the brow.

I hope you enjoyed today’s pow-brow-wow.  Please feel free to add tips, thoughts, and products you like in the comments.